the only love triangle i’m interested in is steve roger’s torso
murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
when a mutual unfollows you first
so then you unfollow them right back
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele