I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore
OMG NO DEAN’S PATRONUS WOULD BE A TIGER
and he’d think it’s so awesome tHAT DORK
The Patronus charm can only be conjured using a happy memory.
You see the problem?
no not really
YOU MADE IT HAPPY YOU GO SPN FAMILY YOU GO
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
this is the most confidence boosting text post i’ve ever read
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
I CHOOSE DEFEAT [STUMBLING AROUND] I WALK AWAY [TREMBLING] AND LEAVE THIS PLACE [ABHORRENT SOBBING] THE SAME TODAY [CONVULSING] SOME LIKE TO SLEEP [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING] WE LIKE TO PLAY [VIOLENTLY THROWS SELF ONTO GROUND] JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT PAIN [GETS RUN OVER BY THE BLACK PARADE FLOAT]
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
don’t you ever feel there’s a lot of teenagers out there having the time of their lives they are rich and famous and then there it’s you
This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.
Coming from a boy: When another guy says, “Oh, I see its that time of month again.” I actually want to punch you in the dick and make your genitals bleed, cause fuck you, maybe you’re right but it’s disrespectful in my mind to be pointing it out and if this is what girls go through you should understand they have the right to be a bit short tempered during those 5 days.
Thank god someone gets it. I hate it when people call girls out on it, that’s just downright shameful and rude as hell.
itS BACK YEEESSS
praise the lord that this exists
dentist: you're bleeding because you don't floss
I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING