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superiorbiscuits:

the only love triangle i’m interested in is steve roger’s torso

neptunain:

murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic)

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

dorkmisha:

do you honestly think that this man is 40??!? (x)

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

star-in-the-knight:

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Yup. 

(Source: epic-humor)

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji)