IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL
SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
If you insist…
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: shit getting crazy up in here
I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE
i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on
Favourite Dan and Phil funny Twitter life updates 2k14
to be updated
this week on dan and phil are married
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”
matt smith to peter capaldi probably